If I were an equestrian, I'd be the headless horseman given (M)y luck lately
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I (M)ade my bathroom floor rather wet in the process of taking this, so I hope you enjoy it
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I want to be a reverse Santa Claus and (M)ake *you* say "Oh, Oh, Oh!"
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Not sure whether Alice in Ropes would be the kinkier or less kinky version of Alice in Chains (M)
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Going head to head with some stiff competition at the boner contest (M)
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"Hit the ground running" sounds like a potentially catastrophic accident (M)
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![I'[M] sure I fit here](/preview/0/89/890840.jpg)


![Saturday Night Stroke [NSFW]](/preview/0/237/2379849.jpg)



![NSFW [M]y little V](/preview/0/237/2379860.jpg)



![Drunk V - P[M]s welcom](/preview/0/89/890834.jpg)
![[M] Small album featuring my V](/preview/0/89/890835.jpg)
![[M]y humble submission...](/preview/0/89/890844.jpg)


![Plenty of room on this sink... [NSFW]](/preview/0/237/2379866.jpg)






![Waking up is hard [NSFW]](/preview/0/237/2379900.jpg)





![Hard working [M]an for the airlines](/preview/0/89/890853.jpg)




![Horny AF Post-Workout, Cum Be My Cooldown [NSFW]](/preview/0/237/2379878.jpg)
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