![Thanks [F]or waiting so patiently!](/preview/0/159/1596261.jpg)
Neighbor's fiance had to work out of town for the holidays, so I helped bring her some xxxmas cheer
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![Damn church gave me the stupidest fetishes [album]](/preview/0/159/1596277.jpg)
She was working it so good I couldn't figure out how to film anymore
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When you walk past the mirror and go "damn" instead of "yuk, garments"
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When you get new panties, and they don't have a pink sticker on the outside of a plastic bag.
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Last time I was away, I asked my wife for nudes; she happened to be in the bath...
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![Feeling cute after a [f]resh haircut :)](/preview/0/159/1596284.jpg)
The curves of your hips are like jewels, The work of the hands of an artist. (song of solomon, 7:1)
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Snuck into the bathroom just before the Book Of Mormon Musical tonight
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This is what they meant by "feast upon the words of Christ," right?
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