8 XXX : GWNerdy

Came here for the inevitable punny flirtations, but my fellow nerds are letting me down. You are definitely a keeper and you've made me into a beater. If you were on my pitch, tho, I'd be a chaser trying to score.
10 points for Gryffindor! ?
So pretty., your truly a keeper
Mind if I slytherin
Please post more of that ass
I'm more of a chaser.
Has no one yet made the joke, "You must be a snitch because I've been seeking you," yet? Really? That one seemed the most obvious to me.
no questions asked.. answer is yes
Yes please, more!
Keep 'er in my dungeon.
I have some balls that you should probably do your best to catch then
1 for me. :)
Yes. Yes you are.
Are you?
Yes u are
That depends on how hard you make me cum.
huh, i woud have guess there would be a pun about 3 holes