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I can't decide if the best part is that as I smiled and thanked him he yelled "well, why didn't you sit with me, what the hell's the matter with you!!" - OR- if it's that it's a Werther's Original...?
But I see you took it! ? At a certain age, that shit is just funny! And I don't blame him ?
So you sat in his lap then?
So, as a 57 yo man, do I need candy too?
Life goals.....
Can't blame him for trying, but he needs to use some better candy
hehe - I reckon if you sat on his lap and said Im going to give you Super Sex, he'd have thought about it for a while and said "I think I'll have the soup"
Looks tasty to me...
You’re kidding. You made this up. Right?!
Lips like those pull in the guys..young,old,shouldn't be in a bar anymore etc. lol. I feel ya.
We old guys are constantly adding tricks to our bag. ?
What ever you need sweetie!! Wowsa your hot!!
I prefer to go with, "Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Nearly 3am here can't sleep you made me laugh. Great picture too.