8 XXX : nextdoorasians

Probably nod politely at her, and occasionally say hello.
Bang her like a broken screen door in a hurricane.
Probably look outside more.
Alot of yard work.
Get eye strain whenever I saw her from trying to be a good neighbor and not not ogle her. I would also get a headache from listening to my wife complain about the neighbor who walked around dressing like a slut. I really don't want sexy neighbors.
Drop spaghetti
Roll up on my heelys, doff my fedora and ask her if she wants to see my collection of dragon motif swords and rare hentai.
Open my bedroom window. Carefully place my cassette player in the window frame and play my Keith Sweat cassette tape.
Jerk off alone in my dark room, then cry.
Masturbate furiously...
I would ask her to wear less clothes or failing that, more clothes.
Peek through the blinds and masturbate.
Are you implying any one of us neckbeards have a chance with her? Cause that's hilarious.
I'd bang the fuck out her
any more of her? preferably nudes. thanks in advance
Holy shit who is this?!