8 XXX : nsfw_wtf

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Even though the rat was dead, I think it died a lil bit more after that...
That's it I'm done. No more Internet for me.
Lemiwinks!
*Dead* Rat.. Thank fuck.
r/spacedicks
This is good. I was getting worried that I wouldn't see something I couldn't unsee today.
Lord in heaven, why did you allow this link and my path to collide?
I NEED AN ADULT
r/wtff What the fucking fuck?
Why why why oh why ??
THEN WHAT?