8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

The under-blink really freaks me.
Looks like the wife and I have a new role play scenariooooo...... https://youtu.be/hkIxezALOxA?t=78
"Oh yeah stroke that shit" "Fuck yeah"
This is so cute!
/r/tsunderesharks
Fun Fact: Chainmail is light enough to swim in and provides excellent protection against most shark bites.
Do you think his hands smell like fish when he's done
I thought they have to keep moving or they die? Have I been lied to for my whole life? What's next, is Santa not real?
Wouldn't him stroking the shark in the opposite direction hurt the shark? Or don't I know as much about sharks as I thought.
when he blinked for a bit "fuck yeah i just came bro"
That won't stop the big ones fucking me tho.
Kyaaaaaaa!
Good shark
Tonic immobility is what it's called.
i bet he's secretly terrified of pissing off that shark
Sharks must be somewhat related to the Ferengi.
OK. so now i know what an SJ is, but what the hell is a ZJ. edit: and yes, i can afford it.
The shame on its face.