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Because I'm so done with the "Taste the Rainbow" joke.
There was a couple who were married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a rainbow colored dildo. She gets completely upset, and screams, You impotent asshole! How could you be lying to me all of these years and why are you fucking me with a rainbow colored dildo? You better explain yourself! The husband looks her straight in the eyes and calmly says, I'll explain the dildo if you can explain why our three kids look half black and not half rainbow.
What does a sign on an out of business brothel say?
Take the rainbow road onto the hershey highway. You didn’t say it had to be good, just original.
Orange you so glad it goes that deep!