8 XXX : Objects

Thats way to kinky for me dawg. My luck if I even attempted that with my partner the whole place would burn down. Then I gotta explain to the insurance on why there was a fire. Im good, but you do you.
/r/FireCrotch
You say blow out the candles, I say I would huff and puff and pick a hole to stuff
How did you know it's my birthday! I'll happily blow them out and eat your cake too??