8 XXX : TotallyStraight

I know this is a porn sub, but heres some advice if you find yourself in a situation like this. Try to flex your quads as hard as you possibly can. The boner should go away. Works for me at least.
He could have hung his shirt from the front. And stop playing with it. Unless you ARE trying to draw attention to YOUR candy.
The wasteband trick wouldn't even help him this time. Lol
Just blame it on the no-reason boner. No one will suspect a thing!
I would pretend I am trying my shoe until it goes away
If you can do it and not look weird, hold your breath for 30 seconds, breath for 5, hold for as long as you can and repeat.
That’s some eye candy ...
Wear underwear. It's simple.