8 XXX : jobuds

My parents never understood why I loved picking up my sister from college

gfycat.com category @huserdaddy

My nephew and I never get to spend any time together. Throwing a dinner party was the perfect excuse to bring him home.

gfycat.com category @throwaway452567

I've never done that before ...

imgur.com category @darkEscapell

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

imgur.com category @garterbeltandpanties

Buttons is the loveliest girl. She's one of the most adorable puppies ever, fed and trained everyday and has never cried and wasn't denied anything. She is the daughter of a former feminist leader. Girlies trained when young, turn out to be the cutest and

imgur.com category @[deleted]

My prize after a fun evening away from home [oc]

gfycat.com category @Lipringmama

Why do you like petite girls? [OC]

imgur.com category @MelisamoonX

Why did this never happen when I was in the arcade?

gfycat.com category @multiverse_cat

*guitar strum* "I love you, tiiiits!" *guitar strum* "I ain't never gonna stop lovin' you, tits!" [OC]

imgur.com category @itiswednesdaymyboobs

Never let your black friends sleepover at your home. Or your mother's morning alarm would look like this

gfycat.com category @FrankWolfeTitan

This is why you should never eat off a hotel room dining table.

gfycat.com category @trebornicus

surprises never stop with me! [OC]

gfycat.com category @Kittydanx