8 XXX : AsiansGoneWild

Lets see here... First: Your internet time would probably be very limited, only for school and research projects that I assign to you. Second: Yup! You guessed it, weekly research projects. 5 pages long, must provide accurate sources. Third: You're going to have to accompany me shopping, but there's a catch. We will both be wearing 80's style Adidas jump suits and roleplay as Run DMC. Fourth: Daily, you're going up to the mountains with me and collecting a 5 gallon bucket full of small rocks for an art project I am doing. Lastly: You must construct me a pillow/couch/chair/blanket type of fort on a nightly basis where I can watch movies and pretend that I'm a stranded space captain. Your admittance to said fort will be dependent on the quality of your reports from the previous week. At no time in said fort will you be of a higher rank than myself. Consider yourself most often wearing a red shirt. That... is exactly how I would punish you.
Those nipples look perfect for a set of clamps...