8 XXX : holdthemoan

Holy fucking hilarious subtitles
Reminds me of [this](https://i.imgur.com/gYcZPxS.png) /r/gonewild 'typical user'.
**Source:** http://www.xvideos.com/video5964854/czech_blond_girl
"As I sat here, balls deep in Abigail, my mind wandered towards better days. Days when my father would drive us to dover in his old Defender and tell us of the war. I would hold my hand against the window as if my fingers were dancing along the old stone fence. I lament that my mind was so young and fresh, that I didn't soak in his deep life lessons and epic heroism. It was raining that day too... but those were more somber times."
That's Abigail Johnson. Too bad she quit porn and, like most retired pornstars, regrets doing it in the first place
"I really like that. - I don't." Someone had a blast captioning this.
Once again, despite not hearing him I still want the man to shut the fuck up.
"You have beautiful eyes. [...] Lick my balls."
That looks dangerous ???...