8 XXX : gonewild

Lady, your body is sick! And the fact that you have no head makes you look even more like a Greek statue.
I think you may be driving me away from Reddit. Because let's face it, continuing to sit on my fat lazy ass is bringing me no closer to finding a woman with a body like this. Or any woman, for that matter. To the gym! And the job centre!
WOW... You have one of the greatest bodies I have ever seen. Thank You for sharing yourself with us!!
Forgive the elocution of my lexicon; any utterances of a man here may serve this beauty no justice. For hers is a tale only to be sung by wood nymphs, cherubs, and the winds as they whistle through ember trees and are carried to the corners of the earth by the open sea. The countenance of this visage before me is an apparition conjured by Aphrodite herself. A gift for the brace and worthy, but I must defer my adoration for I have but one heard to lose in this lifetime. *tips fedora* M'lady.
Are you gonna spend your weekend nudey like that? Hope so!! ;)