8 XXX : selffuck

You can imagine my surprise when i came here out of curiosity from r/confessions, pressed to open the link, got distracted, and opened my phone hours later to find a picture of your bum. Nonetheless, congratulations on your feats. I tried in my horny teenager days and was unsuccessful, and have since lost interest. Btw, mind if i ask how long yours is? Does it get hard when you go in? I imagine it'd be difficult to fit
Tried for an hour tonight, but I can't quite get inside my ass. I can get the head past my anus, but have not been able to figure it out. Been trying by laying on my back, any other tips?